Showing posts with label 5 star. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 5 star. Show all posts

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Dean Men - Book Review





's review of Dead Men

Read on July 08, 2011


One of my best reads ever! That I completed the book in less than 24 hours should give you a hint how gripping it was. Never a pretty read but a stunning work of reality. Beneath all the ‘ugliness’ (as the author points out) one appreciates the sensitivity of the characters. Not quite perfect, but undoubtedly human. With flaws, regrets, qualities and scars as anyone else. Life, of course, goes on and Hope, at the end of the day, is the fuel we all need to survive. The author makes it clear at the beginning with: “A story that may surprise, offend or shock, but will certainly not be forgotten.” He is, as always, correct.


Picking up a book about reality in its most honest form is never easy. Thinking that some people actually go through all that is even harder. Perhaps it isn’t a mystery that fantasy sells so well. We all seek the unreal to avoid ‘ugly’ reality. Those caught up in that reality are shady figures. Sometimes books like these are needed for a dose of reality. To tell the stories about the shady figures that we neglect or forget to care about.


A page turner, as all his other books, this author can always connect with you. His characters stay with you. You can almost watch them in your head. That is how strong an effect he has with his writing. His word play and mixing of the visual element with the overall mood is stunning too. You might even be tempted to reread some portions that are truly emotive. Then you’d keep going back to it. One cannot help but appreciate the act of bravery that this book is. A memorable read!

Friday, July 8, 2011

February The Fifth - Book review

February The Fifth by Derek Haines

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Delightfully quirky....

...insanely imaginative...intensely insightful...just plain fun. 

Derek Haines employs all of his impressive writing skills in this fantastic tale of February, Supreme Potentate of the Twelve Sun System of Gloth. 

I'm grateful to Amazon Kindle, which offers a platform for exciting authors like Haines to reach out to readers globally. Haines uses an elegant narrative style in this tale of February's rise to Royalty. If you enjoy a strange and eclectic story that is both beautifully crafted and "really out there", you will love this e-book. 

Donna Carrick 

Author of The First Excellence

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Vandalism of Words - Book Review





's review 

Jul 08, 11
bookshelves: my-alltime-favorites 
Read in July, 2011

This is a brilliant little compendium about how Derek Haines sees the world.

Like a "best of" of his blog... I find his thoughts quirky, funny, intelligent, sarcastic, twisted, insightful, wise and so utterly inescapable that I shared it with my husband, reading it to him. (Yes I forced him to listen at first)But then he started asking for more... And my husband is hardly enthusiastic about anything!(except my cooking) but now I am deviating a bit...

If you orgiastically acclaimed Malcolm Gladwell and his "what the dog saw" witch was a bit of a let down to be honest... Kind of the emperors new clothes... if You know what I mean... Then you will love this one. Its just less pretentious. And much more fun.

On a more personal note: This book has definitively established Derek Haines as my favorite author/writer I have EVER read. (I am reading his work backwards, I know) Thank you, Derek!

Saturday, June 25, 2011

February The Fifth - Book Review

5 star

Delightfully quirky....
Review by Donna Carrick (Canada) - Author of The First Excellence
Amazon Verified Purchase
This review is from: February The Fifth (Kindle Edition)



...insanely imaginative...intensely insightful...just plain fun.
Derek Haines employs all of his impressive writing skills in this fantastic tale of February, Supreme Potentate of the Twelve Sun System of Gloth.

I'm grateful to Amazon Kindle, which offers a platform for exciting authors like Haines to reach out to readers globally. Haines uses an elegant narrative style in this tale of February's rise to Royalty. If you enjoy a strange and eclectic story that is both beautifully crafted and "really out there", you will love this e-book.

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Friday, June 17, 2011

Vandalism Of Words - Book Review

5 star

Weird, Warped and Wonderful
Reviewed by JustJan
Amazon Verified Purchase
Review of Vandalism of Words (Kindle)


This is a Sienfeld-style stream of consciousness that covers everything from mutton to skin rashes in the nether regions from the fabric softener. I did not burst out laughing at any point but I did chuckle softly on occasion. It is a peculiar and aimless rambling of an entertaining mind. I found myself nodding in agreement; snorting in disapproval; or raising an eyebrow inquisitively wondering how we arrived at such a thought. Between pondering how often he tipped the whiskey bottle and toying with entertaining adverbs, the author drops insightful tidbits. It is an interesting and entertaining look at everything and nothing at all.

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An Uneducated View of Sex, Food and Politics - Book Review

5 star

Intelligent fun
Reviewed by Winslow
An Uneducated View of Sex, Food and Politics (Paperback)


I enjoyed the originality, smartness, passion, and the ideas in this book. Because of the unusual style, it made me feel as though I really got to know the author. He made me feel as though we were spending time together and he was talking to ME. He comes across as someone who is funny, intelligent, thoughtful, and has deep feeling - someone all of us would like to know. I would definitely read anything else he wrote.

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Saturday, June 11, 2011

Vandalism Of Words - Book Review

5 star

Reviewed by Sriram Srinivasan
Vandalism of Words (Kindle)


Completed reading Vandalism of Words. It's funny, humorous, and made me laugh all the way. Also made me understand that an idiot is not equal to a fool :)

This is a collection of blog posts written by the author. He covers various topics from, food to politics to language. An easy read and one can complete this one in one sitting. I highly recommend Vandalism of Words.

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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

HAL - Book Review

5 star

Book review by Mary Crocco
Hal (Kindle)


It’s a mad world on Gloth as experienced through the eyes of Halbert Hoop, Hal to the reader. Hal is a well-developed character who gets himself into unusual and kooky situations. It’s great fun for the reader to share Hal’s strategies in unraveling and solving these situations.

Hal’s adventures arriving and living on Gloth are unpredictable and fun to read. The characters he meets are as unique as the menu items he consumed in order to survive. Hal’s quest to return to Erde, better known as Earth is driven by . . .

There is no way I will spoil the story, the unpredictability is the best part of the book!
I recommend Hal for readers who enjoy whacky characters and crazy places. It’s an enjoyable story and once again, Derek Haines strength in developing his characters is terrific.

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Thursday, May 19, 2011

February The Fifth - Book Review

5 star

Review by LilyFields Entertainment - Sharon T. Rose
Review of February The Fifth (Kindle)

February the Fifth by Derek Haines is another fun read. Feb is a junior prince of a galaxy-spanning empire whose father and older brother's unexpected deaths catapult him into a job he never thought he'd have to take. For an indolent young man who never thought much of anyone other than himself, this was a bit of a change. Fortunately, the Royal Family has hard-wired help; otherwise, Feb would have had far fewer troubles and we would not have a story to read. This adventure takes Feb and friends all over the universe, and we get to ride along.

This is a great story with some technical issues. I really enjoy Derek's turn of phrase and crafting technique. The formatting of the ePub I purchased, however, made it hard to read.

Story gets 5 for originality and sheer fun. Formatting gets 1 for being puny.

HOWEVER, some stories are so good that I don't care how badly they're presented. Feb5 is one of those. Read it.

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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

HAL - Book Review

5 star

Review by Jack Eason
HAL (Kindle)


Have you ever pondered the exact meaning of the words human and god?

Well in the whacky world of Gloth, human stands for - Hybridised Uniform Manipulation And Naturalisation, while god simply means - Glothic Oversight Detachment. What did you think it meant?

While this may come as a deep shock to those Erdeans- sorry Earthlings, of a naturally delicate disposition, take it from me, you ain’t seen anything yet!

I feel sorry for the illustrious members of the Camera Stellata, especially when poor Lord Ashtoke meets the real power behind Erde (Earth). Is it any wonder the man dies of a heart attack?
I think not!

And now we come to the subject of this book, Halbert Hoop - HAL for short.

Yikes Derek, have you completely lost your senses man! Hal becomes a member of the Camera Stellata? Surely you jest! Never was there a more unlikely candidate for great things than the bumbling, gangly, accident prone Halbert Hoop.

To console myself from the shock of this ghastly revelation, I turn your attention and mine to the extremely important subject of Glothic cuisine.

Turdling Hurdles for breakfast – simply delicious
Onglets of Tirdd and Yuretha Jus – pure heaven on a plate
Begrogrol fillets – totally divine
Whole poached Winkie Flyers, stuffed with fresh Krinquelain Faeces and a salad of Viddiam Lymph Glands – oh be still my beating heart

All of the above served with a glass or two of Fozzoxly, the Glothic equivalent of pure nectar.

Sadly the contents of the menu above are simply too good for the likes of common Erdeans such as you and I.

Before you think I have totally gone mad, why not read “HAL” for yourself. This hilarious sequel to “February the Fifth” shows Derek Haines at his absolute best.

Simply brilliant Derek, well done...

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Friday, April 15, 2011

February The Fifth - Book Review

5 star

Review of February the Fifth (Kindle)
By 
Vincent - Amazon Reader

This is the 1st book I have read written by Derek Haines and I thoroughly enjoyed reading it. Derek has a great sense of comic timing in this book and captures character extremely well. The twists and turns of the plot kept me reading right up to the last page.

I look forward to reading more of Derek's work.


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Friday, March 25, 2011

Dead Men - Book Review

5 star

Reviewed by Natalie Valentina
This a review of Dead Men (Kindle)


This time, Derek Haines goes more Dostojewski, than Adams, more boulevard of broken dreams, than the creation Of Sun and Moon by Michelangelo
It is a dark, angry, journey in to the dept of the souls of 3 friends in Australia, the three Musketeers, who go trough the hell of divorce. They haven't learned to deal with failure, mistakes, loss and guilt. Like wounded wild animals, driven in the corner, they fight back in the only language they know. The characters are not very likable in the beginning. But Derek Haines manages to give them depth and credibility, a real three dimensional shape and the more you read about them, almost something like a sympathies, or compunction...

You might not like their decisions, but you get to understand them. Because they genuinely believe that they have no other choice. The retributive justice "an eye for an eye" is anchored so deep in our society, and those mens hearts, that it is not questioned at all... Read it for yourselves, I am not giving any more away...

I like the shade of hope, for at least one of the protagonists, that Derek gives us in the end.. 

Its not a easy read, specially not one for kids, or youths. Its raw, brutally honest and genuine. But if you like to be taken on a roller coaster ride to hell and back, this is certainly a book for you!

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Monday, March 21, 2011

Louis - Book Review

5 star

 Couldn't put it down, March 21, 2011
By George Goehl (Southern Indiana)    
Amazon Verified Purchase
This review is from: Louis (Kindle Edition)

This novel definitely held my interest. Lots of twists and turns. Filled with interesting characters. Reading this book was time well spent.

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Thursday, March 10, 2011

Louis - Book Review

5 star

Book Review by Mary Crocco
This review is from: Louis (Kindle)


Derek Haines describes his friend, Louis, as an enigma. He reflects how Louis was someone who taught him how to imagine. Haines engages his readers to travel alongside Louis to all parts of the world. At the end of the trip, we all wish we were friends of Louis.

Teremum was born in Cairo. As a young boy, his almost non-existent family contributed to a perfect resume for being a spy in the British Secret Service. As a spy, Louis led a secret life where he used both his Egyptian and English heritage to his advantage. He used different names to match his secret identities. He was a compassionate man who completed his missions with integrity. As a spy, he had to kill and also be a target. We feel his triumphs and his pain as we travel with Louis.

Louis is a historical fiction, and the author shares his secret life during both World Wars. Readers feel the emotions, the ups and downs, that Louis experiences. One of my favorite phrases in the book is . . . his mind started to wander the corridors of his life again. Derek Haines’s words sum up how Louis felt after suffering a severe stroke. Throughout the book, Derek once again makes us feel his characters true to life.

The ending was abrupt. I selfishly wanted the last chapter expounded. Without spoiling the ending, I am thinking, maybe a sequel Derek?

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Sunday, February 27, 2011

February The Fifth - Book Review

5 star

A great read
Review by tractid

This review is for: February The Fifth (Paperback)

I wasn't sure what I'd make of Derek Haines' new book as I don't normally 'do' Sci-fi. This wasn't an issue though as Derek has the ability to tell a really good story that carries you along without the genre taking over. His main character, Feb, is a rather unsavoury, lazy young man with no enthusiasm for anything yet Derek still manages to make him endearing. He tells the story of his sudden and unexpected rise to power, and it consequences, with his usual easy style of writing that is both enjoyable and funny. A great read.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

February The Fifth - Book Review

5 star

Review By Jack Eason  (Book Blog)
This review is from: February The Fifth (Kindle)

Douglas Adams has reincarnated and is living in Switzerland with wife and dog. Of course he has a new name these days. Its Derek Haines.

Derek's hero February Gregorian, or Feb to his friends has reluctantly been thrust into a position of power as the Supreme Potentate of the Twelve Suns Systems of Gloth which, to say the least, bewilders him. He soon finds that everyone around him within his court of advisors, The Grand Council, want to get rid of him to end his family (the Gregorians) long held grip as the rulers of the known universe from their seat of power on the home planet Gloth.

In his hilarious novel ‘February The Fifth’ Derek Haines takes up where Douglas Adams left off by creating a totally dysfunctional society inhabited by people like Snurd Humped, Purt Stringly, Lefroy Overload and many more equally preposterous characters. Derek has created a very funny and extremely easy read.

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Friday, February 11, 2011

Milo Moon - Book Review

5+star

Review by Natalie
Goodreads Reviewer

This review is from: Milo Moon (Paperback)

Yes, I loved it... Not only because of Micheline ;-)
Very well written and fun to think about. My husband and I are trying to figure who else we might recognize... We will keep You posted. As I said before on an other review, I love books that start in one direction and end in an other than expected. Derek Haines has now definitively become one of the favorite persons to inhabit my Adamsy-pythonesque little universe.

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Sunday, February 6, 2011

February The Fifth - Book Review

5 star

Review By Steve Youngs
This review is from: February The Fifth (Paperback)
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A thoroughly entertaining book. I enjoyed every single page. I'm actually quite a slow reader (was too lazy to learn to speed read) so a book this size would normally take me a good week to get through. Not this one. This one I got through in 2 sittings. It really was that good.

A science fiction mystery with good doses of humour thrown in. It is set in the distant future, a couple of million years into the future. The story even links back to a 16th century Pope, Pope Gregory XIII, no less (he's the guy that changed our calendar to what it is today, the Gregorian calendar).

I read a review somewhere that said that this story was aimed at young adults. Now whether or not that was Derek's intention, I don't know, all I can say is that I'm turning 45 this year and I loved it!

Derek Haines has definitely raised the bar with this story. I highly recommend this book. Go buy it! Read it! You'll love it.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

February The Fifth - Book Review

5 star

Would rate it 42 if I could...
Review By Natalie (Amazon Reader)

This review is from: February The Fifth (Kindle)

I really think this is the best Derek Haines book I have read so far. Would rate it 42 if I could...

I am not going to comment to much on the story, others are way better at it than me... Just giving you my personal overall opinion...

Derek Haines juggles with words, like others with balls. The mix of pythonesque and dry accuracy while describing the different characters is hilariously funny. And never boring, because short and precise, yet full of life.

Gloth and its history sounds so very familiar to any swiss person, that I came to think we might have inspired someone a wee bit, with all those laws and regulations, and dose boring pencil pushers etc....

The humoristic and imaginative narrative level is perfect for someone who likes well written, stories about humans in all their incarnations and states... because did we not all suffer from Acne once or twice...

And to those who think its just another Sci-Fi Novel I say: And the fab four where just another band...

February the fifth is like a song from Paul McCartney or a gag from Monty Python, it starts in one direction and leaves you in a totally different place, then you excepted. Love it!

So to You sir: I thank you deeply for bringing yourself and your work to my attention! This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Milo Moon - Book Review


5+star

Something for everyone
Review by Tracytid 

This review is from: Milo Moon (Paperback)

Milo Moon has something for everyone. There's a conspiracy theory, suspense, political intrigue, a little bit of romance and above all some really good story telling. The Swiss government are faced with a dilemma when a police officer unearths a shocking secret upon meeting Milo Moon and Mary Seaton.

Derek Haines carries you through the story with ease and has a great knack of building suspense, I found it quite hard to put the book down at times. He writes in a way that makes you care about what happens to his characters, even the not so nice ones and he describes Milo and Mary's child-like wonder at their new world with humour and a touch of sadness.

There are touches of George Orwell and Iain Banks in Derek Haines' writing and at times this book reminded me of films such as Logan's Run and more recently, The Island. A thoroughly recommended read.

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4th December 2010

8 covers SML


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Derek's Vandal Blog
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